The rather mundane story so far...

So, um, it's been a while since I last blogged here. Oops. To avoid any awkwardness, I'll bring you up to speed.

Are we up to speed? Both buttocks still on? Alright, on to regular bloggin'.

Oh teh snap, byatches!11!!

What can I say...

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Because I've turned juvenile blog speak into a fuckin' artform. Teh roxxor!1!!!

"Enterprising" Cat

Because I work for a certain insurance company, and we have a certain competitor with a certain reptilian spokes model...and though I'm certainly not the type to go all gungho competitive on behalf of my employer, this lolcat gave me the giggle-snorts. Dudez, we totally be needin' this sort of kick-ass mascot.

Harry Hoyay Version 2.0

So as Brandon pointed out, the images in the prior post aren't opening up in a separate window. FAIL! Until I manage to fix the bug, try these links. Aight? Peace out.

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And Rowling said, "Let there be Hoyay!" And it was good.

This post is brought to you because I was bored, Peep Tarv is a comic inspiration, and J.K. Rowling, drunk off her millions, decided to throw good ol' wacky fandom a bone while simultaneously giving fundamentalist yahoos a kindly "fuck you." And that's teh roxxor in my book.

*************One little thing before we proceed: Despite being way past the fandom prescribed spoiler guard period, I'm going to go ahead and warn peeps who have a) just started reading the Harry Potter series , or b) been living on Mars for the past three months...in a cave...with their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears singing "la la la la". Take heed. Thar be a few wee DH spoilers here, matey! You've been warned, so don't bring wank into my house. ***********************

And the fangirls sing "squee squee squee, squ-squ-squee, squee squee squee squ-squ-squee".

Ooops. I blinked. Then I screamed.

You got to love a show that warns you, "Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't turn away. And don't blink." All I know is that I managed to jump just about six feet out of my skin while watching the Doctor Who episode Blink

Damn, that was some crazy-scary-brilliant shit. I highly recommend its viewing, perfect for Doctor-N00bs!...just make sure to have some eye drops on hand. Seriously, watch this episode and you'll understand why I can now add statuary to my list of irrational fears.

Best Cheezeburger Ever!

For those who do not obsessively keep up with I Can Has Cheezburger, this is a great drink-snortin'-through-the-nose gem: