And Rowling said, "Let there be Hoyay!" And it was good.

This post is brought to you because I was bored, Peep Tarv is a comic inspiration, and J.K. Rowling, drunk off her millions, decided to throw good ol' wacky fandom a bone while simultaneously giving fundamentalist yahoos a kindly "fuck you." And that's teh roxxor in my book.

*************One little thing before we proceed: Despite being way past the fandom prescribed spoiler guard period, I'm going to go ahead and warn peeps who have a) just started reading the Harry Potter series , or b) been living on Mars for the past three months...in a cave...with their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears singing "la la la la". Take heed. Thar be a few wee DH spoilers here, matey! You've been warned, so don't bring wank into my house. ***********************

And the fangirls sing "squee squee squee, squ-squ-squee, squee squee squee squ-squ-squee".