"I Want to Believe" that that isn't the actual title of the movie.

Tonight I saw, for the first time ever, a commercial for the new X-Files movie. My ever calm and collected exterior noted the trailer as being "quite exciting", "intriguing", and "greatly anticipated".

My inner fan-girl squealed... and sort of, kind of peed herself.

But a question remains: Exactly what kind of cosplay does one attempt for an X-Files Midnight Movie Premier? Should I go with Oilean eyes or just sew up all of my bodily orifices? I contemplated covering myself with bees, but with the rise in the cost of honey, I'm sure that would be a tad expensive. Hmmmm...maybe I'll just chain smoke while standing in line.

ETA: In case your inner fangirl/boy wants to soil themselves as well (although there's a little too much H&A to induce true fandom orgasm, IMHO):